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Just lookin' for my coffin-bunny.

I describe myself is a very very odd-ball vampire.
1. While I sleep in a casket and drink blood, I am far from "classic Gothic".
2. I consider myself to be a very bright and happy person, that just happens to drink blood to exist.
3. My skin might be cold, but just because a heart stops beating, doesn't mean it can't be broken.
4. I am very very old-fashioned in my thinking and am southern through and through.
5. I believe true Ladies and Gentlemen are a dying breed, one I am proud to say I am part of.
6. I tend to be a bit red-neck at times, which , yes, includes belching, getting loud, and country music..... weird for the undead hu?
7. I am excellent cook, in the traditional southern fashion, Hey, everything taste better with butter. Wait till you try my blood-whiskey hot toddy, it'll but more hair on your chest ( that's the one bad side effect I never could figure out how to get rid of).
8. Being dead doesn't mean you have to be a drag, smile every once in a while, it scares small children when the fangs come out.
In short I am a very simple country guy who happens to have died November 20th, 2012.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageGerman
Height5' 11" (180 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairBeard
Best featureEyes
Body ArtFanged, Secret piercings, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionAIDS / HIV
My AttractivenessVery attractive


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$25,000 - $50,000
Job TitleParalegal

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Instructional
Favorite TV showsFood network
Favorite movies typesHorror, Adult
Music typesCountry, Pop, Classical, New age, Ambient, Soul, Folk
Reading selectionHumor, Mystery, Philosophy, Religious, Satire
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Dining, Cooking, Gardening


SmokerQuitting smoking
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorFlirtatious
Friends describe asPerfect
In High School I was a(n)Jock
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Going to a museum


Political viewsLiberal
Attend religious servicesOnce a month

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerJust lookin for my own coffin bunny. A guy who worships the quick-sand I walk on and I can do him in return.
On the first dateHmm Dinner is always a good ice-breaker, followed by slow dancing at 57 heaven