I am large. I weigh 250 lbs. I have a face full of hair. I have a beard. And, I am sort of HUNGRY. I am 59 years old. I have lived a long life. And, now , I am wanting to live a thousand years. I am super nice. I am entirely polite in conversation. I am a man you would never suspect is a vampire. Now, if this is not enough to turn you OFF, then keep on reading. I have a research oriented frame of mind. I like to check out things and people. I know exactly how you look, because I see the same thing every time I go into the bathroom. I like GUYS. I think they are beautiful. And , in human terms, they are more like me than anyone else. I am WHITE. I like WHITE people. And, I like Adolf Hitler. So, if you have a picture of yourself just send it. I like looking at pictures of people. One more thing, I have a lot of time on my hands, right now. If you want to come and visit me just take a bus to far south Austin. The 1L should do. Go to the final bus stop in front of Southside Motors. Cross Congress. Walk north to the next street. Go up the hill on Foremost lane. Pass the sign on the right. It is a sign from the Health Department about leaving trash. It is an old sign . Go to the CLEAR and STRAIGHT path next and come on back. You will see my tent. I keep it swept clean. Bring with you an ounce of real blood. And, we can talk. Oh, incidentally , you will be walking south. So, your back will be to the NORTH STAR. Do not continue on the Bus. You will end up at a mall that has Wall-Mart in it. There is also a Jack in the Box fast food place that I really like to go to there.